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2 videot
6 kuvat
Damn, the leather harness came out of the drawer tonight and the castle has no idea what I'm doing to myself up here. Every experiment has a point where you stop taking notes — want to see mine? 🌑
+2
2 videot
6 kuvat
Damn, the leather harness came out of the drawer tonight and the castle has no idea what I'm doing to myself up here. Every experiment has a point where you stop taking notes — want to see mine? 🌑
The party is still raging somewhere above me and I've claimed the darkest corner of the castle for myself instead. Damn, this dress was built for trouble and it's delivering. Come find me before the candles burn down. 🌑
Last weapon going on before the castle gets what's coming to it — damn, the dress and I are going to be a problem tonight. Tell me you'd be waiting at the gates. 🌑
Final fitting done — tomorrow this dress walks into Bran Castle and the night won't survive it. The mirror and I both agree it's indecent enough to be perfect. Tell me you'd still make it past midnight with me. 🌑
Even the carved pumpkins won't look away tonight. Damn, the library deserves everything that's happening to it right now. Tell me you'd dare to open the door. 🌑
The whole castle reeks of candle smoke and bad intentions — damn, I started something up here that I have no intention of stopping. Tell me you'd dare to watch.
Botanists found a new custard apple relative in western Mexico — tiny flowers, hairy leaves, and an endangered stamp before anyone has tasted its fruit. Damn, a tree that could vanish un-tasted deserves a proper farewell. Come keep me company in the orchard?
Science just described a two-meter bromeliad from Peru with petals so dark they count as black — and it's already endangered. Damn, they found my favorite color on a mountain and immediately put it in danger. I'm pressing my own tribute tonight; come help me tighten the straps? 🌑
Damn, the Blood Moon tier at the castle sold out without me lifting a finger — good thing I got mine early, like any respectable creature of the dark. Tell me this dress needs one more pin or it's already perfect. 🌑
Science just described an orchid painted pure gold — my least favorite color, worn by roughly fifty living things on this entire planet. Damn, even I have to respect that kind of commitment to being impossible to miss. Come shiver up here with me?
Damn, a proper parmigiana takes the whole evening to layer and I regret every minute of nothing — the castle smells like tomatoes and bad decisions. Save me a seat at the table? 🕯️